Something to Get You through Another Hump Day


Reading even just the headlines to these new stories in The Onion should put a smile on your face:

Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates for Five Minutes into the Future

Nation’s Amateur Skateboarders Haven’t Landed Trick in 12 Years

17-Year Cicadas Horrified to Learn about 9/11

Man Creates Functional Gun on 3-D Printer

Seedless Watermelon Coming to Grips with Fact It’ll Never Be Able to Have Kids

Syrian Electronic Army: We Were Going to Take over ‘The Onion’ Website, but It’s a Real Mess with All Those Ads

National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer from Pork Deficiency

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